WFG RATING: A

An A&P Productions film. Written, produced, and directed by Angelica de Alba and Paul Ragsdale. Cinematography by Dan Zampa. Edited by Paul Ragsdale.

Stars Kansas Bowling, Drew Marvick, Nina Laree Kent, Mercedes Mohler, Adriana Uchibana, Jessa Flux, Shane Meyers, Nick Zagone, Ellie Church, Anthony To’omata, Kristy Adams, August Kyss, and Ginger Lynn Allen.

From the team who brought us the awesome Murdercise comes this wild and wacky horror comedy that takes a certain subscription site and gives it a vampiric treatment.

Scarlett is a centuries old vampire who has finally had enough of the vampire who turned her, Harvey. Flash forward to the present day. Reese, a model, has been bitten by Harvey only for him to finally get his comeuppance from Scarlett. However, breaking the rules of the vampire code, Scarlett and her new underlings Reese, Zooey, and Selena must go into hiding.

Wes, a YouTuber who looks for monsters with best friend Quentin and sister Gwen, accidentally sees Reese biting a victim and runs for it. When Scarlett and the others find Wes and attempt to kill them. However, Wes makes them a deal. Having been ridiculed for his monster hunting ways, Wes decides to help the girls make business without killing by creating “Onlyfangs”, a subscription where they just have to feed on victims without killing them. However, when the girls have been found out, a vampire war is imminent, and a conspiracy theorist is involved as well. Despite his reservations, Wes must find a way to end the war before it’s too late.

From Angelica de Alba and Paul Ragsdale comes another wild and witty horror comedy that takes the famous subscription site OnlyFans and gives it a vampiric element. What’s ironic is that the “OnlyFangs” site is co-created by a vampire and a monster hunter who is just tired of getting flack and ridicule for his channel. There is a nice twist involving a war between vampire factions and in true A&P fashion, there are some gory bits that relish in this film.

The film has the stable of A&P artists who are great in this. Nina Laree Kent is superb as Scarlett, who just wants to get away from the likes of the one who turned her while Kansas Bowling, who went apes**t with a chainsaw in Murdercise, goes all innocent here as newbie vampire Reese. Drew Marvick is great as Wes, the human who is willing to join sides with Scarlett and the others to create a vampire version of OnlyFans just to have them invited over and get bitten without taking things too far. And seriously, seeing her in this, Murdercise, and other horror gems, Jessa Flux deserves to be one of the new generation Scream Queens alongside the likes of Sarah French and Eva Hamilton.

The film has quite a few antagonists. First, there’s the sleazy Harvey, played by Nick Zagone, the one who turned Scarlett and Reese. Then there’s Penelope, the elite vampire who wants to go after Scarlett and her crew for breaking the rules and will do anything to get her way. Played by Ellie Church, she does a fantastic job while Anthony To’omata’s Ridley tends to believe there’s an alien shapeshifter, completely oblivious to the fact that there are vampires involved until it’s too late.

And those looking for bloody madness will get their fill! In one very shocking early scene, Mercedes Mohler’s Zooey goes full Last House on the Left to an unsuspecting victim. And like Murdercise, the finale doesn’t disappoint and goes full bloody mayhem with some shocking yet enduring twists. Who knows? Maybe there will be a sequel!

OnlyFangs is wild, fun, sexy, and bloody mayhem all wrapped up in a nice little package! The cast once again delivers as does the gore factor! A&P Productions scored another winner here!!!

You can now see OnlyFangs on Bloodstream! You can see it free with ads or get a monthly subscription to see it without ads.